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*MS. CLAIRE’S COCK CRITIQUE*

My eyes have feasted on over 1500 naked, erect penises that I tortured
simply by ignoring them. However, that doesn’t mean I didn’t notice them!
What that means for you, my kinky playmate, is that I can turn my
experienced, discerning gaze on your package and tell you how you compare
to other men, and how you measure up to what women generally want.

I’ll give you the good, the bad and the ugly.
I’ll be straight with you about your grooming choices.
I’ll tell you what activities I would personally consider you for based
only on dick size.

*What you will receive and complete for the cock critique*
Upon purchase, you’ll get a PDF with instructions about pictures I require
you to submit (dick only, no need for face) and a link to a short
questionnaire for you to fill out.

*What you will receive from me*
You may choose to receive your cock critique in written or audio (mp3) form. It
will be at least 500 words either way. Length beyond that will depend on
how inspired I am by your endowments. Heh.

*How do you know if you’ll like my style?*If you haven’t had the pleasure
of a call with me, I suggest reading one of the following blog posts I’ve
written about The Penis:

Cock Costumes for your Happy Halloweenie
<http://sassyclassyphonesex.com/cock-costumes-halloween/>
Social Distancing in Dick Dimensions
<http://sassyclassyphonesex.com/social-distancing-in-dick-dimensions-penis-size/>
SPH for the Big Swinging Dick
<http://sassyclassyphonesex.com/sph-for-the-big-swinging-dick/>
Do You Have A Dollar Dick?
<http://sassyclassyphonesex.com/do-you-have-a-dollar-dick/>

*Note: If it’s important for you to receive your cock critique promptly, email
me before you buy to make sure I’m around and able to do it in your
timeframe.*

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